Man, I wish I knew more card games. Y’know, just so I could waltz into a smokey, dim-lit room where a bunch of old-style gangsters are playing a high-stakes game of cards or some shit. I’d slither in, cooly sit down in a chair and throw my Legend of Zelda cards on the table while lighting a cigar. Except I don’t smoke and would probably make a fool of myself by coughing like a madwoman. Thank you, asthma. Thank you.
You can get these cards on sorenkalla.storenvy.com, but it looks like Store Envy itself might be down at the time of this post. So if these are things you really want — and who doesn’t — keep trying!
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