Ladies and gentlemen, this morning I woke up to the most glorious sight. Actually, I take that back. The first thing I woke up to my mug because I had somehow turned on the "selfie" application on my iPhone. But the SECOND thing I woke up to this morning was glorious, and it was this lovely, lovely email:
Despite my lethargy I was able to mutter a sound that was supposed to be full of glee, but ended up sounding like something dying in a dark corner of an abandoned garage. Oh well.
Diablo III: Ultimate Evil Edition -- which includes the base game AND Reaper of Souls -- slithers (I love that word) into stores on August 19th for the Xbox One, PS4 ($59.99), and the Xbox 360 and PS3 ($39.99). Saves from PS3 and Xbox 360 will transfer over to next-gen consoles.
THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS. My fierce barbarian Buttsex, who was hatched on the Xbox 360, will live to see another day. This is freakin' swell.
ARE YOU EXCITED. GET EXCITED.