Diablo III: Ultimate Evil Edition Will Be In My Mouth On August 19th

RoS Tra~la~la~la~laaaaa!

Ladies and gentlemen, this morning I woke up to the most glorious sight. Actually, I take that back. The first thing I woke up to my mug because I had somehow turned on the "selfie" application on my iPhone. But the SECOND thing I woke up to this morning was glorious, and it was this lovely, lovely email:


Despite my lethargy I was able to mutter a sound that was supposed to be full of glee, but ended up sounding like something dying in a dark corner of an abandoned garage. Oh well.

Diablo III: Ultimate Evil Edition -- which includes the base game AND Reaper of Souls -- slithers (I love that word) into stores on August 19th for the Xbox One, PS4 ($59.99), and the Xbox 360 and PS3 ($39.99). Saves from PS3 and Xbox 360 will transfer over to next-gen consoles.

THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS. My fierce barbarian Buttsex, who was hatched on the Xbox 360, will live to see another day. This is freakin' swell.