Can I Borrow $300?

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Fapfapfapfapfa—::looks at price:: /limpdick

This sexual statue you’re looking at is a hand crafted, hand-painted masterpiece cast out of poly-stone (whatever that means) and stands at an erect 16 inches tall. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is when you say “I don’t care about all of that other stuff, I just want it in my pants.” Yes — that is what you say until you realize this little pant-tightener, one of 1,000 made, costs $300.

But whatever, it’s still hot to look at.

And if you’re feeling really frisky, lay your eyeballs upon the $329 bad boy below.

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I need it in my life.

  • http://twitter.com/Halfazedninja Will Castillo

    That is sexy as hell…

    • britt5091

      I woont it.

      • http://twitter.com/Halfazedninja Will Castillo

        Same here. Maybe Bethesda has one at their booth I can, ahem, borrow at PAX East

  • dmann

    Thought about offering things for money Britt?