Can I Borrow $300?

Skyrim1 Fapfapfapfapfa---::looks at price:: /limpdick This sexual statue you're looking at is a hand crafted, hand-painted masterpiece cast out of poly-stone (whatever that means) and stands at an erect 16 inches tall. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is when you say "I don't care about all of that other stuff, I just want it in my pants." Yes -- that is what you say until you realize this little pant-tightener, one of 1,000 made, costs $300. But whatever, it's still hot to look at. And if you're feeling really frisky, lay your eyeballs upon the $329 bad boy below. fireball I need it in my life.
  • That is sexy as hell…

    • britt5091

      I woont it.

      • Same here. Maybe Bethesda has one at their booth I can, ahem, borrow at PAX East

  • dmann

    Thought about offering things for money Britt?