Call of Duty: Mariachi Warfare

Call of DutyHAHAHA –… mmm. I kinda want Mexican food now. Am I, like, pregnant?

But for serious, do you think the next CoD will feature mechs? Or something along the lines of big ass robot manbearpigs? I think if they were to include big ass robot manbearbigs in a reveal trailer for the next CoD iteration the backlash would be pretty gnarly and would be seen as a blatant ripoff of Titanfall because that’s how the internet works.

Wasn’t it just a few days ago that Sledgehammer Games’ Glen Schofield said the next CoD game was the “most ambitious” and “most creative” game Sledgehammer has ever made? And Mr. Bobby Kotick himself was quoted as saying 2014 CoD is ““perhaps the best Call of Duty game ever created.” Nothing has been officially announced, but still, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t curious to see where they’re going to take it.

COD: CANDY LAND PLZ.

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