Britt’s Black Friday Shenanigans: Another Thing I Didn’t Need

IT’S A  MOTHERFUCKING SKYWARD SWORD MICRO RASCHEL (whatever that means) THROW! Yes, this is exactly what I needed. It will line the couch that’s underneath my Light World map perfectly.

Hmmm…y’know what? I’m going to open this bad boy and see how it looks.

::scrambles away::

::scrambles back::

…You know, guys…there’s a reason I’m not into interior decorating. I suck at it. Like, it’s something my mom is REALLY good at (as well as cooking and cleaning, two other traits I didn’t inherit, sorry future husband) but I suppose this is my bachelorette pad, and as long as I can live with the hideousness of my “brilliant” decorating ideas that’s all that matters, right?

I mean, the brown kind of goes with the black which kind of goes with the yellow. Which, uh, then goes with the blue in the map. BUT IN MY DEFENSE I have a Zelda “theme” goin’ on in my living room, and that counts as being interior-decorating-savy!

YEAH. Eat that, Martha Stuart. Or whatever famous person decorates homes and shit for a living.

EAT. THAT.

  • Jimmer

    Well that’s pretty freakin sweet.

    • britt5091

      Why, thank you kind sir!

  • http://www.globalgeeknews.com pcnerd37

    If there was a version with sleeves, I would be all over this! Sadly, my snuggie has ruined me for all sleeveless blankets.

    • britt5091

      Oh my GOD. A LINK SNUGGIE.

  • http://twitter.com/DevinTHudson Devin Hudson

    It looks pretty awesome to me. I’m guessing that means I suck at interior decorating as well (though for the record, I’m pretty sure that’s something I don’t want to be good at).

    • britt5091

      Bahahahaha. It’s okay. Because people like you make people like me feel good about their decorating skillz.

  • http://twitter.com/cammy21 Cammy Rojas

    Is it bad that I’m surprised you knew enough about Martha Stuart to use her name in a sentence?

    • britt5091

      LOL. Honestly, after I wrote that I thought to myself, “Wait, she does decorating right? Or is it just cooking? Fuck it, I’m posting it anyway.”

  • Boots_33

    Your heated words would be more fitting if aimed at Christopher Lowell.
    Don’t ask why I know this. It’s just more of that old man senseless info I’ve retained.

    • britt5091

      Who…what? When? Okay, I’ll take your word for it.

  • http://twitter.com/NDDugas Nathan David Dugas

    Just marry a guy who likes to cook and is just as messy as you. That’s what my wife did with me haha.

    • britt5091

      HAHAHAHA! Oh man, it would be a disaster! ;)

  • http://www.facebook.com/NekoChan9016 Anna Smith

    I have the same throw, got the last one from Hot Topic where I live.