BioWare Sent Me This Dragon Age Care Package And Now I Need To Change My Pants

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AHOY FRIENDS! I got back from Europe, like, a day and a half ago and I’m up to my eyeballs in E3 shenanigans, but I HAD HAD HAD to make the time to show thee the amazing, humbling and effin’ RAD Dragon Age care package the lovely team at BioWare sent my way. SO! The care package consisted of two packages, one being the beastly tall mo’fo you see above. Carrying that thing from the concierge to my car was a task all in itself, but I KNEW IN MY GUT IT WOULD BE WORTH IT. 

Now, I had no idea what was in these packages — all I knew (thanks to a quick Twitter scan while I was in Spain) was that five Dragon Age fans were sent awesomeness. Yeah. I’ve never wanted to get home from Europe so fast.


really wanted to make an unboxing video, but seeing as I’m plagued with the obligatory pre-E3 sickness I decided a blog post would be more, erm, appropriate. (Unless ya’ll want to see me rocking the pale-faced, bed-ridden hair look, you’ll agree with me.)




An Inquisitor helm pin? Yes, please.

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YES! I love this book. I also own, erm, four copies? Five? BUT. Buuut. NONE are signed.

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SQUEEEE! Concept artist Nick Thornborrow (isn’t that a rad name?) and editor at BioWare, Ben Gelinas.

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t-shirt back

HNGGGH just SEEING that title gives the giddy.

Those all came in the first package — the following came in that big beastly mo’fo. And holy crap, I’m still freaking out a little.

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Gorgeous, right? The picture doesn’t do it any justice. And it’s signed. And it’s framed. And it’s…it’s just AHHHHHHHHH


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I’m totally humbled and thankful and feel SO lucky that BioWare would send me something like this. Like, damn guys! How just…AMAZING is that?!

GAH! I thought I couldn’t possibly be more excited for Dragon Age: Inquisition shenanigans next week — but this just completely re-lit my fire! KFDJFKDLJFKDJSKDJSKDJS:LK


Thank you thank you THANK YOU rad and awesomesalsa folks at BioWare. Thank you for being so damn good to your fans. <333

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