Assassin’s Kittens Unity

Sure, this came out a few days ago but I was in New York and DAMMIT I don’t care if you’ve already seen this — SEE IT AGAIN. DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND PEEL YOUR EYEBALLS BACK AND FORCE YOU TO LAY YOUR EYEBALLS UPON IT. But not, like, literally. Eyeballs are gooey and I imagine placing them directly on top of a computer screen would damage them in some way shape or form. Hmmm. ::rubs beard::

Also, I’m stoked for Assassin’s Creed Unity. Like I’ve said before, I’m going to be *that* assassin that totally ruins all stealth missions, but hey. My co-op partners will learn to love the excitement. Or something.

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  • Preston Scott Grant

    Ho mah gawd YES YESS YESSSSSSSSSSSS! I would be buying every single one too! 😀

  • Isaias Frias

    this is too awesome lol

  • BizzyBlade

    PUSSIES……always attacking from behind…………