Assassin’s Creed: AC / BC

::waves hand in the air:: Hey, uh, guys? I would totally play this. I’ve always wanted to wield a stick and a rock for violent use. And seeing as they’re everyday items Ubisoft better make this game so I’m not tempted to act out my frustrations IRL b’cuz now video games have planted the seed for me to be violent and we all know video games cause violence.

“OH! HE HAVE POINTY STICK!”

“AGH! RUN!”

Kills me every time.

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