Alistair-esque Birthday Wishes

A very nice birthday gesture from the both of them, right? Landen wished me an IRL Alistair and…and well, my cousin told me he was going to send me an Alistair Strip O’Gram. I played along and thought nothing more of it.

Until…

I hesitantly clicked the link, unsure of what to expect…

Dearest cousin, should you be reading this message I want to sincerely thank you for taking the time out of your busy day in order to find a Seattle stripper that best represented Alistair. You don’t know how much it means to me.

Really, you don’t.

::prints photo out and tapes it on ceiling::

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  • Boots_33

    Inappropriate!

    I expect nothing less. 🙂

    • britt5091

      <3333333

  • The best part is that it’s a male cousin, it means a lot when a guy goes through the trouble of looking at male strippers just to give you the gesture!

    • britt5091

      RIGHT? He loves me so much. <333

  • Brombrom

    I live to give.

    • Britt5091

      And for that you are forever awesome. Must be genetic. 

      • Brombrom

        That’s what I’ve been saying!

        • Brombrom

          And Diablo 3 takes like 7 hours to beat. I is sad.