A Pokémon Sex Package.

While my lil' Pokémon shrine isn't as organized as t it could be (I have a few stuffed animals and about three binders of cards laying around) I want you to inspect it for a second. JUST A SECOND. Do you see that box on the left? The one that represents the color BLUE? The one that is sealed and says "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!"? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS??? That, my friends, is a SEALED box containing 36 of the original Pokémon booster packs. I will keep the person who mailed me this sex package anonymous, but holy crap in a bucket -- I was literally shaking with excitement as I discovered what was inside the shipping box. Like, I don't even know if I'm making sense right now because I'm still THAT excited about it. HNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHH!!! Yes, I will open them and fulfill my bucket list item of opening an entire box of Pokémon cards whilst listening to the Pokémon theme. But for the time being, I want to just admire it; fantasize about what might be within. Let it plump up, if you will. (And you will.) HOMYGOD. <3333333333333.
  • Ryan Littlefield

    I was going to ask if that’s what that was before I even read the entry! THAT, my friend, is insane. I want you to do unspeakable things to yourself while you open that. You know I would. Hell, anyone would. Really savor it.

    • britt5091

      HAHAHAHA!!! Ryan, you can count on that!!!!!

  • It’s posts like this that make me wish I knew you in person. Have fun. I hope you got some really cool cards! (my mind drifts back to opening entire boxes of star wars game cards…….)

    • britt5091

      Aw, thanks Jeff! I will have an amazing time — I can promise you that!

  • Hey where did you get my childhood!?

    • britt5091


  • Pokemon card streaming party or something, stream it live and share it with the world.

    • britt5091

      Dude. Awesome idea!

      • Boots_33

        Just make sure that song is on repeat. It will add to the silly.