A Blue Shell Condom

HAHAHAHA. Oh, the things I could say….

What do you think is the probability Nintendo would ever release a string of sexual, erm, items? Think about it: Blue Shell Condoms! Red “Fire” Shell Condoms! Banana Peel “Slippery” Lubricant!

“Honey, what’s a Goomba doing in bed with us?” “Oh baby you don’t even know.”

I’M JUST SAYING. It could make millions.

Thanks, Beez, for sending me this. It figures you would find something of the sort. PERVERT.

 

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  • Bahaha. I just saw this. Too funny you get two pieces of perverted Princess Peach artwork in one week.

    • britt5091

      YOU’RE RIGHT! Hmm….WHAT DOES IT MEAN

  • That’s funny as hell

    • britt5091

      I thought so too!

  • HAHAHAHAHAH. WTF Britt. You and your pervy little head. well at least you girls finish first. they have those the desensitivity condoms. Nintendo could market them as Blue Shell Condoms lol coat the outside with trojan for her lubrication. Girls finish first.

  • singing_pigs

    Something about your face in that banner matches this post perfectly.

    • britt5091

      LOL! You’re right. Hahahaha. Ahem. /creeped out

  • Wow, I’m surprised you had not seen that sooner. Well it is a great image as far as I’m concerned and I’m glad you found it.

    • britt5091

      I wouldn’t have found it had it not been for my dear friend Beez, either.

  • Best picture I’ve seen in a while. But this could totally happen if you kickstartet it. Eventually the box will say “Blue Shell Condoms is brought to you by BlondeNerd.com”

    • britt5091

      HAHAHAHA! Oh, God. Yes. That will be my legacy. Creator of Blue Shell Condoms.

  • Boots_33

    Ladies first, I always say.

  • militaryveterangamer

    Okay, now that’s funny…and frustratingly accurate; your race is over.

    Damn Blue Shells!!!