Need to break up with someone? Here’s how.


I mean, poor girl.

A message to all of my nerdy dudes out there: if, by chance, we cross paths, fall madly in love and begin to date but you eventually feel the need to call it quits, do yours truly a favor and replicate this breakup. I’d be way too flattered to be angry.

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  • I get a confused look when I do this walking in to my girlfriends house… some will just never understand..

    • britt5091

      But give yourself kudos for trying!

  • Let’s do this! We’ve already crossed paths, I guess that means we move on to step 2 😉

    • britt5091

      LOL. Okay. Our relationship can grow once every few years — whenever we see each other.

      •  Or I can jump on the bandwagon and move to Seattle like everyone else to streamline the process.

  • Beats what one gamer-lady at work had happen. Dude she was with tossed her PS3 out the window. I teared up upon hearing the story.

    • britt5091

      …..I would hurt so many people.

  • I feel you would break my heart well before I ever got a chance to break yours. Still this is hilarious and since he immediately starts running, provides a clean exit

    • britt5091

      AWWW Bradley. But yeah, gotta give dude props on the perfect exit.

  • Boots_33

    My crazy ex-wife tried to break/damage various consoles a handful of times during our time together.

    I deported her. 😛

    • britt5091

      …I would have done the same thing.

  • Do you have to dislocate your arms to do it effectively? Because he must have been a master contortionist or something the way he moved, as if without a skeleton.