I knew this Alistair obsession could bite me in the ass

Okay, so if you haven’t seen my Facebook and/or Twitter “location” statuses yet, let me show you them now:

Notice a trend? Anything at all? 😉

Now, let me show you a recent conversation between a good friend and I:

Admittedly, the fact that this person’s mom thought I worked at a clothing store named Alistair’s Pants made my entire day a little brighter. But, like….what if I had been dating this person or something? What would their mom think? LOL! “Yeah, mom, that’s my girlfriend – she says she likes me, but I know she’s in love with a videogame character.” 

Bahahahahahahaha 

::HEADDESK::

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