Boyfriends: Remember This

 

BAHAHAHAHAHA. 

To my male readers: Sometimes I feel sorry for you and I hereby apologize on behalf of my gender. But I hope the next time your significant other asks if they look fat in a certain piece of apparel (seriously—do girls really ask their man that?) you’ll remember this post and run.

Or you can try to pass a charisma check and lie.

OR, you can tell her, “Fuck bitch I’m eating Cheetos!” That one always goes over well! ;D

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