To be coooompletley transparent with you oh-so-rad people of the world, I made it about two minutes into this video before I skipped ahead to gameplay at 5:35 BECAUSE I WANT TO BE SURPRISED BY THE CUTSCENES. Then I skipped ahead to 9:05 because I seriously don’t want to know anything about the game I don’t already know. I skipped ahead […]
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I don’t know where I was when this originally launched last week. Oh wait, yes I do. I was living in the bathroom. (Thanks, parasite from Mexico.) SO DON’T JUDGE ME AND FLIP ME YOUR “OOOOOOOOLD!” BULLSHIT. But for serious, I love these react videos, ESPECIALLY when it’s for something like this. I loved that one lady. She was like, […]
Poor Luigi. Ever since Nintendo announced the “Year of Luigi” I feel as though our favorite green plumber has received a metrick fuckton of flaming shit. I mean, I almost feel bad for him. It’s like he’s developed this complex now. Which can be good for sympathy, which means he may find himself with more female visitors than usual. TAKE THAT, […]
Somethin’ about Dorkly’s Pokemon stuff always makes me feel warm and fuzzy and gleeful. But y’know what? If Nintendo ever went the super realistic route with Pokemon this could tooootally be a thing. Like, if you try to train your Pokemon in the same grassy fields from where you caught it, there could be an element of, like, hesitation and/or […]