Oh, what’s that? You say for someone about to LARP around Universal Studios I don’t look very happy? I look worried, in fact? Oh. THAT’S BECAUSE I LEFT MY PHONE IN A CAB. A CAB OF WHICH I HAD NO WAY TO CONTACT. Man — my start to E3 wasn’t exactly smooth sailing. You see, after [...]
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TFS Abridged Parody
Whatever you had planned with the next 14 or so minutes of your life needs to be tossed aside. Unless you’ve never watched an episode of Dragon Ball Z, that is, because like, then you won’t understand anything and that wouldn’t be funny, now would it? As a die-hard Dragon Ball Z nutcase I got [...]
Recap: Emerald City Comicon 2013!
If you want the three word recap, here it is: I’m now broke. But if you’re curious about some of the other shenanigans I partook in, then continue reading! I walked the excruciatingly long three blocks from my apartment to the convention center Friday around 5:00. Since I had already purchased my ticket online, I [...]
Want Ugly Pokémon?
While I’m waiting for my PS3 controller to charge (HNGGGGH) I thought I would share the above photo with you. I…I don’t even know what to say right now. I think I will Google “Ugly Pokémon” and see if I can find any more photos. …OH SNAP! (Edit: I just realized that’s kind of a [...]
THE BEST THING I BOUGHT ON BLACK FRIDAY
Okay, I know I said Black Friday was six and a half months ago and therefore it was no longer relevant. HOWEVER. How-freaking-ever, I must show all of you my absolute most FAVORITEST purchase of the day. Are you ready for this? No, seriously. I don’t think you are. That’s right, bitches. Half off. Enjoy [...]
Near Drowning and Dovahkiin
Sit back and relax, kiddos, because I have a fun lil’ story for you. (I mean, with a title like “Near Drowning and Dovahkiin” how can it NOT be fun?) Last Saturday was The Super Mega Epic Float Extravaganza. As you can clearly see by the photo above there were a LOT of people in attendance [...]
Fourth of July Tank & Turtle Battle 2012
It’s that time, my friends. The Fourth of July looms right around the corner, and with each passing day tensions grow high and my mind becomes more and more preoccupied with tactics, strategies and battle plans. …Dude. I feel like I just gave a speech to a room full of soldiers or something. Anyway, like [...]
What WOULD Gordon Freeman Do?
I’ve seen this car drive around my neck o’ the woods many a time before, but every time I do I feel obligated to snap a photo. I think I’m going to start a collection of “WWGFD ON THE BUICK” collection. Until said owner of the car presses charges against me for stalking, that is.
I knew this Alistair obsession could bite me in the ass
Okay, so if you haven’t seen my Facebook and/or Twitter “location” statuses yet, let me show you them now: Notice a trend? Anything at all? Now, let me show you a recent conversation between a good friend and I: Admittedly, the fact that this person’s mom thought I worked at a clothing store named Alistair’s [...]




