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Loot Gaming Unboxing: Mad Science Edition!

Loot Gaming Unboxing: Mad Science Edition!

Sign up at http://www.lootcrate.com/blondenerd and save 10% with discount code Alistair! (You can get any crate with this code!)(At least I think you can.)(That’s what I was told.)(Word.  

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I’m Mourning A Video Game

I’m Mourning A Video Game

And it sucks. GROUP THERAPY TIME!

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Resident Evil 7 Promo Unboxing/Reaction

Resident Evil 7 Promo Unboxing/Reaction

HI FRIIIIENDS! Let’s open a creepy box that Capcom sent yours truly, and then let’s watch the VHS tape together and squeal and cry and be best friends. That doesn’t make any sense. I blame the cold medicine. By the way I’m sick, excuse the nasally manly weird voice. Okay now I’m really done. This is awkward. Bye.

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Whatcha Playing? #7 – Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XV, Legend of Dragoon + More!

Whatcha Playing? #7 – Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XV, Legend of Dragoon + More!

HI FRIENDS. This is a thing where we talk about the things we’re playing. I dunno, I suck at these description things. BUT LET’S TALK ABOUT THE GAMES WE’RE PLAYING AND BECOME BFFS AND DAMMIT I TOLD YOU I SUCK AT THESE DESCRIPTIONS.

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A Nintendo Report I Wrote in 6th Grade

A Nintendo Report I Wrote in 6th Grade

FIRST I have no idea why the text showed up so wonky. They’re like a drug-free acid trip. Or something. Especially that one at 3:41. Anyway, I wrote this Nintendo report in middle school. I thought it was embarrassing. Because it is embarrassing.

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