HI FRIIIIENDS! Let’s open a creepy box that Capcom sent yours truly, and then let’s watch the VHS tape together and squeal and cry and be best friends. That doesn’t make any sense. I blame the cold medicine. By the way I’m sick, excuse the nasally manly weird voice. Okay now I’m really done. This is awkward. Bye.
FIRST I have no idea why the text showed up so wonky. They’re like a drug-free acid trip. Or something. Especially that one at 3:41. Anyway, I wrote this Nintendo report in middle school. I thought it was embarrassing. Because it is embarrassing.