Well…damn. Where does one even start?! So, like, the Xbox One — which is the most confusing name ever — was announced, revealed, unveiled, (whatever) yesterday, and to say the majority of the internet has been ruthless would be nothing more than a big ol’ understatement. But should any of us be surprised? During my [...]
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Face Glitches FTW
Y’know, I personally feel like “FTW” has, like, outgrown itself and should officially be retired as a thing that’s used on the internet, but it just felt so appropriate in the title, SO I WENT WITH MY FEELS AND USED IT, OKAY?! Now, I love a good, creepy face as much as the next person [...]
PlayStation 4 Console Teaser
Are you ready to stare at a black, fuzzy box-esque thing for 39 seconds?! I hope so, because that’s about all you’re going to get! (Unless you’re amazingly awesome and can piece together the final design of the PS4 with what we were just given.) So yeah, Sony released the above teaser this morning and it’s safe to [...]
Let’s Laugh at Others: Super Mario World
First of all, I don’t want to seem like a huge douchebag and be all, “Oooh you finally tried one of the most classic games of all time AND YOU GOT STUCK AND DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO HAHAHAH U NOOB!!!” So let me clarify: I’m laughing with these people, not at these people, because, [...]
My Pathetic Garage Sale Haul 5/17/2013
Well guys, some days you win ‘em and some days you utterly suck at ‘em. Today was a day of utter suckage, but I managed to walk away with a few gems! (And I use the term “gems” lightly, like, in this circumstance gems = coal.) First up, a mint-condition Game Boy. Never mind that [...]
Luigi’s Lucky Break
BAHAHAHAHA! Oh, God, this is good. You’ve seen my dad rage at Super Mario World, right? I have very, VERY fond memories of playing that line-’em-up game years and years ago with good ‘ol dad, and seeing as he isn’t the most, erm, talented gamer around, I remember he would always come up with all [...]
New Nintendo Direct Tomorrow
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW MORNING?! Personally I’ll rising at the buttcrack of dawn to peruse garage sales, but if you happen to find yourself up and at ‘em around 7:00 am PST Nintendo is holding another one of their good ‘ol Nintendo Direct shindigs. According to the press release, the purpose of this ND is to provide [...]
**CLOSED**Win a T-Shirt from 8Ball!
Greetings, and GUESS WHAT?! I’ve teamed up with 8Ball for a contest! This is great news for you because it means you — the awesome, amazing and studly person reading this — has the chance to win a free t-shirt from their “Geek T-Shirt” collection! It’s SO very simple to enter. All you need to do [...]
Video Games: The Movie
Video Games: The Movie hopes to be a thing that exists in the future, and after seeing the above trailer you best believe I backed that shit up so hard. Now, if you’re unaware what “backing” means (y’know, in case you’ve been under a rock or something…I kid, I kid. I still love you) [...]
MEET MY NEW PURSE
I’ve always known I’m slightly different than most females because of one reason: I don’t have a purse fetish. HA. But seriously, I’m not one to drop $500 on a leather bag that will eventually become nothing more than the equivalent of a trash can, and $500 is, like, a new video game console. Hell, I’m [...]
The Halo-Thon Continues!
Back in the day I never had the pleasure of owning an original Xbox, so games like Fable, Halo and, erm, Fable and Halo escaped me until I growd’d up and bought an Xbox 360 on my own. Since then I’ve completed Fable, but just last year I wrapped up the original Halo for the [...]
