Gaming

Pokemon Pick Up Lines

Pokemon Pick Up Lines

HOLY SHIT YES. I’ve always had a thing for Pokemon pick up lines. I think (at their best) they’re adorably witty, hilarious and extremely perverted. Basiiiiically they have a base accuracy rating of 90% against yours truly. I wish I lived in a world where these sort of pick up attempts were, like, of the norm. Wouldn’t that make dating so much […]

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The Last Of Us As A PS1 Game Makes Me Nostalgic

The Last Of Us As A PS1 Game Makes Me Nostalgic

NeoGAF has done it again, folks. Apparently there was a thread in which someone joked about the idea of turning The Last of Us into a PS1 game or something or another yadda yadda yadda point iiiiiiiiiiis that someone ran with it and it’s the best thing I’ve seen all day. Which isn’t saying much because I’ve been taking care […]

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Fatal Frame For Wii U Makes Me Nope

Fatal Frame For Wii U Makes Me Nope

Nope nope nope. Never have been able to do the Fatal Frame games, and clearly that won’t be changing anytime soon seeing as the above trailer cured any potential constipation problems I may have had in the future. Zero: Nuregarasu no Miko translates to Fatal Frame: The Black Haired Shrine Maiden and, uh, “flashes” into shelves September 27, 2014 starting in Japan. […]

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Final Fantasy Record Keeper Isn’t What I Thought It Would Be

Final Fantasy Record Keeper Isn’t What I Thought It Would Be

I had hoped Final Fantasy Record Keeper was going to be an app that was basically a Final Fantasy bible. Y’know, a codex that contained information about characters, lore, locations, enemies, plot points, etc., buuuut I was wrong, man. So, so wrong. Final Fantasy Record keeper is an iOS/Android game that follows a young man by the name of Deci. Deci […]

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Couple Sells Children To Support Online Gaming Hobby

Couple Sells Children To Support Online Gaming Hobby

So, hey! Did you hear about that couple in China who sold two of their children to child traffickers so aforementioned couple could continue to support their online gaming habits and addiction to purchasing in-game items? No? Oh. WELL I HAVE A STORY FOR YOU. A Mei (a woman in china) was (and still probably is) in a relationship with a […]

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