Gaming

Rattata Reunion

Rattata Reunion

Somethin’ about Dorkly’s Pokemon stuff always makes me feel warm and fuzzy and gleeful. But y’know what? If Nintendo ever went the super realistic route with Pokemon this could tooootally be a thing. Like, if you try to train your Pokemon in the same grassy fields from where you caught it, there could be an element of, like, hesitation and/or […]

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Win Handsome Jack’s Loot! (Srzly)

Win Handsome Jack’s Loot! (Srzly)

HEY BORDERLANDS FANS! Do you consider yourself to be the balls-craziest Borderlands nutjob the world, nay, the UNIVERSE has ever laid eyes upon?! DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH BORDERLANDS SWAG THAT IT’S COMING OUT OF YOUR ARSEHOLE?! Do you have permanent Borderlands ink, also commonly known as tattoos, INJECTED INTO YOUR SKIN?! DO YOU COSPLAY BORDERLANDS CHARACTERS EVERY WAKING MINUTE OF […]

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Guitar Hero Live Announced, Coming This Fall

Guitar Hero Live Announced, Coming This Fall

It WAS Guitar Hero! Muahahaha, now I don’t need to sacrifice my firstborn’s first video game console. (It was basically the safest bet ever.) Guitar Hero Live will be coming this fall to ALL of the consoles! Xbox 360, Xbox One, PS3, PS4, Wii U and even “select mobile devices” with a cost-o of $99.99. I haven’t been able to find anything […]

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The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt’s DLC Got Me Like UMFFF

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt’s DLC Got Me Like UMFFF

::throws confetti:: THE WITCHER 3 IS RELEASING NEXT MOOOOOOOOONTH AND I’M SO EXCITED I’M ABOUT TO COLLAPSE ON THE FLOOR IN A SERIES OF ECSTATIC ERRATIC MOVEMEEEEENTSS…~~~ Let’s talk about everyone’s favorite topic…DLC! /cue groans But for serious, I think CD Projekt Red is doing some swell stuff with The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt’s DLC. Anyone who purchases the game […]

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Is A New Guitar Hero Being Teased?

Is A New Guitar Hero Being Teased?

::grows a beard:: ::scratches beard in a thoughtful manner:: ::takes a puff out of a cigar for dramatic effect:: All signs point to this trailer being a thing that is teasing Guitar Hero, and I’m willing to bet my firstborn’s, uh, first console that it is, but I could be wrong. Maybe Activision is doing something different with the music franchise? Perhaps […]

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