Gaming

PAX Prime 2014 | Hands-On With Shadow of Mordor

PAX Prime 2014 | Hands-On With Shadow of Mordor

Shadow of Mordor pretty much blindsided me at E3. Seriously. Imagine a wet, slimy fish. Now imagine my face. Now imagine the fish has a label on it that reads “Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor” tagged onto it. Now imagine said fish being forcibly slapped against the side of my head. That was basically what happened. I only waited in line […]

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PAX Prime 2014 | Hands-On With Far Cry 4

PAX Prime 2014 | Hands-On With Far Cry 4

So I totally sucked at the Far Cry 4 demo today. In fact, I sucked so hard I died three times before (nicely) slamming the controller down and ripping off my headphones. I sucked at aiming, I sucked at taking cover and I sucked at riding an elephant. In fact, my first attempt at elephant riding ended horribly. I mounted […]

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Dragon Age: Inquisition’s Multiplayer

Dragon Age: Inquisition’s Multiplayer

Diablo-esque….dungeon crawling…co-operative gameplay…runs concurrently to the main story…won’t impede on your main story in any way…isn’t required to experience everything in the single player game…MMMM mmm MMMMMMMMM. Now this, ladies and gentlemen, is what I’m talking about. I love BioWare and trust them as far as Voyager 1 can, uh voyage (which is pretty fucking far) but truthfully I was a wee […]

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Pokkén Tournament Announced

Pokkén Tournament Announced

Do you like ya’self some Pokémon? Do you like ya’self some fighting genre?! WELL YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE YA’SELF THE ANNOUNCEMENT MADE EARLIER THIS MORNING FROM THE POKÉMON COMPANY. Introduuuucing…Pokkén Tournament! As of right now it looks like Pokkén Tournament will be coming exclusively to Japanese arcades in 2015, but due to some legal trademark shenanigans it looks possible that the game […]

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Assassin’s Creed: AC / BC

Assassin’s Creed: AC / BC

::waves hand in the air:: Hey, uh, guys? I would totally play this. I’ve always wanted to wield a stick and a rock for violent use. And seeing as they’re everyday items Ubisoft better make this game so I’m not tempted to act out my frustrations IRL b’cuz now video games have planted the seed for me to be violent and we all […]

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