Ughhh. Does it make me weird that this video made me legitimately excited? Like, not turned-on-excited (should probably clarify that so you guys don’t think I’m THAT weird) but, like, I got all mushy feeling and I almost wanted to shed a tear. I just love zombies so, so much. It’s a bit ridiculous. When the “Viral Zombie” was debuted […]
Okay, by now everyone has seen their share of crazy-intense Mario Maker levels. I get it. I’ve seen them too. But this one…I don’t know, man. Who are these players and why do they exist? Do they exist to make us feel like plebby souls that aren’t worthy? Are they here to make me question my validity as a Super […]
“Battle alongside your brothers through the sewers, subways, and streets of NYC to take down Shredder and Krang’s evil organization, Foot by Foot. Unleash custom combat skills and powerful team combos to save Manhattan from the overwhelming dark forces growing in the shadows.” Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. This just looks awesome – I love the art, which typically I wouldn’t (cel-shading and I […]
WATCH IT. Just, like, peel back your eyelids and watch this for the next one minute and ten seconds. I don’t want to spoil anything. AHHHHHHHHHHH. Okay so for the first 40 seconds I was thinking, “Okay, where’s the Pokémon, this is like a Nike commercial or some shit” but then BLAMMO the feel-train came barging through and demolished every […]
(Sorry for the in-game footage glitches! Those weren’t in the actual game. My video editing software was being fussy tonight.) I was flown to SF to play Far Cry Primal for several hours. Here are some things I took away from the demo! Dig my weirdness? Support me on Patreon!