Now that I had the means to escape Coldridge Prison I had to learn the basic skills of life — aka how to kill my enemies and/or render them unconscious. The text above is kinda small, but in a nutshell it says “OHAI! This is Arkane Studios telling you that if you decide to kill [...]
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Dishonored Log #1: Nice Knowing You, Empress.
For the past, oh, week and a half or so Dishonored has been running my life, and I mean that in a very, very good way. Admittedly, I thought this game was going to be too stressful for my heart to handle — y’know, with all of that sneaking around, the anxiety about getting caught, [...]
Resident Evil 6 Log #6: Of Course.
We last left our heroes looking like this: Déjà vu much? That’s because this is the SECOND time I have seen this iconic scene of Chris and Leon pointing their shiny objects at each other (HEY-O!) and, sadly, they failed to remove their shirts and have a six-pack competition this round as well. Sigh. Anywho, [...]
The Walking Dead Log #6: HOLY SHITBALLS.
Wow. So, um. Yeah. That last episode of The Walking Dead was balls-amazing, cinematic and had a lot of meat and girth to it. Like, I don’t even know where to begin — so much happened! Maybe I’ll just stick to the main plot points. I ARE OVERWHELMED. I wish I could vomit everything into [...]
Resident Evil 6 Log #5: Chris + a Panda = <3
Has Chris Redfield always been this stubborn? I thought in Resident Evil 5 he was, like, more low-key. But then again, in RE5 all of his men (aka Sheva) didn’t succumb to the C-Virus (or whatever virus it was that Ada Wong splattered all over those poor men) so I guess Chris has a reason [...]
Resident Evil 6 Log #4: WHY DON’T THE BOSSES EVER DIE
Because I am an artard or something, Resident Evil 6 had NOT saved my battle with the USkank SOOOO I had to beat that iron-clawed fucknut down again. Which I did, with ease, by the way. It’s like my badassery scale went up by a point while I was away or something. And before I [...]
The Walking Dead Log #6: Another two bite the dust….
So I completely skipped writing about my experiences from Episode 3: Long Road Ahead because I played it RIGHT before PAX Prime and therefore had no time for life. But in a nutshell, here’s what happened: (THANKS, WIKIPEDIA!) *Supplies are found to be missing at the motel. Lee finds a bag of medicine and food [...]
Resident Evil 6 Log #3: What the hell is an Ustanak?
In a turn of awesome events, Leon and Helena are the prime suspects in the murder of the president of the United States! Isn’t that lovelier than a bunch of roses and sugar cookies? Because of this AWESOME thing, Leon asked Hunnigan to fake their deaths. She said “FoSHO HOMIE!”, and with that, Leon and Helena decided [...]
Resident Evil 6 Log #2: Poor, Poor Deborah…
“…And now I’m currently on a bus on my way to said Cathedral, where people are supposedly holing up. That is NEVER a good sign. I mean, if there’s anything I’ve learned from zombie lore it’s that any supposed “safehouse” turns out to be nothing more than a slaughterhouse full of human body parts and [...]
Resident Evil 6 Log #1: Sorry, Mr. President….
Okay, so I know Resident Evil 6 has gotten some hate (for serious, the scores are ranging from the 2′s to the 9′s) — but I gotta say, even though I’m only through Leon’s first chapter I am REALLY enjoying it! Granted, I’m playing local co-op with my prior RE5 buddy which always makes things [...]
