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Archive for Category: "Britt5091 Origins"
Britt5091 Origins: Bioshock: My Tale of Being a Pansy
Welcome to Britt5091: Origins, where I dig up old blog posts I used to write for IGN’s community under the username Britt5091. Some posts may make you giggle, some may make your eyes bleed, and some may make you stroke your beard in a pensive manner. All you need to know is that these posts, [...]
Britt5091 Origins: Being Sick Definitely Has Its Perks
Who here has played Enchanted Arms? For those who have, is the script REALLY that corny throughout the entire game? Seriously, it wasn’t terrible or anything but it was oozing with cheese sauce. I was laughing in astonishment the entire time before turning it off a few hours in. I’m pretty sure I missed the story amidst all the Gorgonzola.
Britt5091 Origins: Alright…
How many of you lucky bastards were able to attend a Modern Warfare 2 launch event? Raise your hand, say “I”, share you story, explain how amazing (or not) it was…rub it in.
Britt5091 Origins: I Has Been Chosen
Welcome to Britt5091: Origins, where I dig up old blog posts I used to write for IGN’s community under the username Britt5091. Some posts may make you giggle, some may make your eyes bleed, and some may make you stroke your beard in a pensive manner. All you need to know is that these posts, [...]
Britt5091 Origins: An Epic Halloween and I Met A Zombie!1 (sort of)
If I had known my Halloween would consist of 1) My friend being thrown out of a bar 2) Us getting dropped off in the middle of nowhere at 2:30 am and 3) Being stalked; One has to ask. Would I still have removed my ass from the couch and ventured out into the night?
Britt5091 Origins: I hope your Halloween is Awesom-o and contains Lightyears of fun.
To recover from last night’s escapade (and to prepare for tonight’s), I’m playing a hearty amount of Left 4 Dead and maybe later I’ll blast aliens in Resistance. I’ve got a Halloween theme going on.
Britt5091 Origins: I Had Different Intentions…
Damn you Best Buy for your sale. Damn you EB Games for offering pre-order bonuses. Damn you Game Informer for selling me 12 issues for $14.99.
Britt5091 Origins: Things I Learned This Weekend
Once upon a time, there was a chick named Britt. Britt was interested in a game titled Brutal Legend. Seeing footage at PAX and everywhere else on the damn planet, she became high off of the enormous marking push and decided to flat out purchase said game before renting or giving the demo a shot.
Britt5091 Origins: Jammed Weapons = Epic Suckage
If you’re against hunting, then stay away from this post. You’ve been warned!
Britt5091 Origins: A picture is worth 368 words
My little white box has been bathing my living room with its pulsing blue light for weeks now. I should update it, but I’ve heard that some Wiis have been bricking because of it.
