Destiny Hype Trailer

Destiny Hype Trailer

  Bungie released this hype trailer not too long ago, but like, it was a bit ago (as in yesterday) so chances are you’ve already seen it. If you haven’t, however, sit back, relax, scratch your nuts (or bewbs) and enjoy. DIDJA WATCH IT?! Soooo…what did you think?! I think it looks cool (for lack [...]

World War Z Shares Title “And That’s It.”

World War Z Shares Title “And That’s It.”

Can you believe World War Z is coming to theaters in less than a month?! It was way back in November when I first blogged about the trailer. Damn, son. Just damn. This won’t and shouldn’t come across as anything new in your life, but Max Brooks, author of World War Z, has said he [...]

Xbox One: Jumping to Conclusions

Xbox One: Jumping to Conclusions

Well…damn. Where does one even start?! So, like, the Xbox One — which is the most confusing name ever — was announced, revealed, unveiled, (whatever) yesterday, and to say the majority of the internet has been ruthless would be nothing more than a big ol’ understatement. But should any of us be surprised? During my [...]

New Nintendo Direct Tomorrow

New Nintendo Direct Tomorrow

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW MORNING?! Personally I’ll rising at the buttcrack of dawn to peruse garage sales, but if you happen to find yourself up and at ‘em around 7:00 am PST Nintendo is holding another one of their good ‘ol Nintendo Direct shindigs. According to the press release, the purpose of this ND is to provide [...]

**CLOSED**Win a T-Shirt from 8Ball!

**CLOSED**Win a T-Shirt from 8Ball!

Greetings, and GUESS WHAT?! I’ve teamed up with 8Ball for a contest! This is great news for you because it means you — the awesome, amazing and studly person reading this — has the chance to win a free t-shirt from their “Geek T-Shirt” collection! It’s SO very simple to enter. All you need to do [...]


Game Log Entries

Dishonored Log #2: I Don’t Trust Pendleton.

Dishonored Log #2: I Don’t Trust Pendleton.

Now that I had the means to escape Coldridge Prison I had to learn the basic skills of life — aka how to kill my enemies and/or render them unconscious. The text above is kinda small, but in a nutshell it says “OHAI! This is Arkane Studios telling you that if you decide to kill [...]

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Videos

TFS Abridged Parody

TFS Abridged Parody

  Whatever you had planned with the next 14 or so minutes of your life needs to be tossed aside. Unless you’ve never watched an episode of Dragon Ball Z, that is, because  like, then you won’t understand anything and that wouldn’t be funny, now would it? As a die-hard Dragon Ball Z nutcase I got [...]

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Britt5091 Origins

Britt5091 Origins: Night Vision Goggles, Mario Swag and a Link Bookmark.

Britt5091 Origins: Night Vision Goggles, Mario Swag and a Link Bookmark.

First things first. Maybe it’s the new phone, or maybe it’s a sudden crack in ability to stand up to peer pressure. But I now haz tweets.

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Podcasts

In The Room #67

In The Room #67

  WASSSSSSUUUUUUUP? When another month passes that no longer simply means it’s time to expect another menstrual cycle — oh no — it means there’s another Britt-filled episode of In The Room! And by Britt-filled I mean there’s about 15 minutes of myself blabbing about the month of April in regards to the gaming industry, but hey, [...]

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Recent Articles

Comic: Why You Should Never Buy At Launch

Comic: Why You Should Never Buy At Launch

Haha, ain’t that the truth?! I, for one, have always been a day-one console buyer. And by “always” I mean since the era of the Wii U, because when the last round of consoles came about I was only 18 and not making a whole lot of money. So, erm, yeah. I guess I should [...]

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Destiny Hype Trailer

Destiny Hype Trailer

  Bungie released this hype trailer not too long ago, but like, it was a bit ago (as in yesterday) so chances are you’ve already seen it. If you haven’t, however, sit back, relax, scratch your nuts (or bewbs) and enjoy. DIDJA WATCH IT?! Soooo…what did you think?! I think it looks cool (for lack [...]

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I’m John Marston’ing All Weekend

I’m John Marston’ing All Weekend

  Ladies and gentlemen, I’m being one of those crazy bitches who leaves the comfort of their home during Memorial Day weekend. Why? BECAUSE I’M CRAZY AND ENJOY SITTING IN TRAFFIC FOR HOURS ON END. But for serious, it’s sort of a belated birthday gift so I’m getting out of the big ol’ city and trading [...]

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TFS Abridged Parody

TFS Abridged Parody

  Whatever you had planned with the next 14 or so minutes of your life needs to be tossed aside. Unless you’ve never watched an episode of Dragon Ball Z, that is, because  like, then you won’t understand anything and that wouldn’t be funny, now would it? As a die-hard Dragon Ball Z nutcase I got [...]

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World War Z Shares Title “And That’s It.”

World War Z Shares Title “And That’s It.”

Can you believe World War Z is coming to theaters in less than a month?! It was way back in November when I first blogged about the trailer. Damn, son. Just damn. This won’t and shouldn’t come across as anything new in your life, but Max Brooks, author of World War Z, has said he [...]

read more

Xbox One: Jumping to Conclusions

Xbox One: Jumping to Conclusions

Well…damn. Where does one even start?! So, like, the Xbox One — which is the most confusing name ever — was announced, revealed, unveiled, (whatever) yesterday, and to say the majority of the internet has been ruthless would be nothing more than a big ol’ understatement. But should any of us be surprised? During my [...]

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Face Glitches FTW

Face Glitches FTW

Y’know, I personally feel like “FTW” has, like, outgrown itself and should officially be retired as a thing that’s used on the internet, but it just felt so appropriate in the title, SO I WENT WITH MY FEELS AND USED IT, OKAY?! Now, I love a good, creepy face as much as the next person [...]

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PlayStation 4 Console Teaser

PlayStation 4 Console Teaser

  Are you ready to stare at a black, fuzzy box-esque thing for 39 seconds?! I hope so, because that’s about all you’re going to get! (Unless you’re amazingly awesome and can piece together the final design of the PS4 with what we were just given.) So yeah, Sony released the above teaser this morning and it’s safe to [...]

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Let’s Laugh at Others: Super Mario World

Let’s Laugh at Others: Super Mario World

First of all, I don’t want to seem like a huge douchebag and be all, “Oooh you finally tried one of the most classic games of all time AND YOU GOT STUCK AND DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO HAHAHAH U NOOB!!!” So let me clarify: I’m laughing with these people, not at these people, because, [...]

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My Pathetic Garage Sale Haul 5/17/2013

My Pathetic Garage Sale Haul 5/17/2013

Well guys, some days you win ‘em and some days you utterly suck at ‘em. Today was a day of utter suckage, but I managed to walk away with a few gems! (And I use the term “gems” lightly, like, in this circumstance gems = coal.) First up, a mint-condition Game Boy. Never mind that [...]

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Luigi’s Lucky Break

Luigi’s Lucky Break

BAHAHAHAHA! Oh, God, this is good. You’ve seen my dad rage at Super Mario World, right? I have very, VERY fond memories of playing that line-’em-up game years and years ago with good ‘ol dad, and seeing as he isn’t the most, erm, talented gamer around, I remember he would always come up with all [...]

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