Because I hadn’t consumed TOO much free alcohol the night before (seriously, who DOESN’T consume too much at an open bar?!) I was movin’ pretty good during the second day of E3, and thank GOD for that because my first stop was at one of the more lively booths — Square Enix. I had a [...]
Hmmm. Methinks I need to come up with a much clever hybrid of the word Woman Cave/Bathroom. WomanRoom! That has a nice ring to it. Then again, that’s awfully similar to Woman Cave and Woman Apartment. WHY IS LIFE SO FULL OF OBSTACLES?! Anyway, the barren excuse for a bathroom you see above will be [...]
The first day of E3 started out pretty much the best ever BECAUSE MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WAS WITH THE WITCHER 3. (Check out my impressions if you haven’t yet!) After seeing The Witcher 3 and Geralt’s sexiness, I headed off to SOE’s booth where I dinked around with Planetside 2 (which I really enjoyed, even [...]
Today was awesome. Today was awesome because I spent about 35 minutes with The Elder Scrolls Online, and if it wasn’t the last day of E3 and I felt an urgent need to see a few last-minute titles (I’m looking at you, South Park: The Stick of Truth) I likely would still be playing RIGHT [...]
GUYS. HEY GUYS. I want Natsume’s Hometown Story. I was allotted only about 10-15 minutes with the 3DS title, but during that time the Harvest Moon-isms were oozing out like…uh…like oozy goodness, meaning what little direction I was given allowed me to take hold of the reins like I knew WTF I was doing. Within [...]
Now that I had the means to escape Coldridge Prison I had to learn the basic skills of life — aka how to kill my enemies and/or render them unconscious. The text above is kinda small, but in a nutshell it says “OHAI! This is Arkane Studios telling you that if you decide to kill [...]
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I’m trying so hard not to squee all over this post. I’m going to grab a hold of every fiber in my being and keep this post, serious, legitimate and OH MY FUCKING GOD IT’S THE DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION TRAILER!!!1111dkfjdkla The teaser trailer you see above was unveiled during yesterday’s EA 2013 E3 press [...]
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First things first. Maybe it’s the new phone, or maybe it’s a sudden crack in ability to stand up to peer pressure. But I now haz tweets.
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This episode is all about Xbox One and nothing but Xbox One (except for, you know… other stuff). So enjoy us blabbering on about something that is largely still in the dark.
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Because I hadn’t consumed TOO much free alcohol the night before (seriously, who DOESN’T consume too much at an open bar?!) I was movin’ pretty good during the second day of E3, and thank GOD for that because my first stop was at one of the more lively booths — Square Enix. I had a [...]
Hmmm. Methinks I need to come up with a much clever hybrid of the word Woman Cave/Bathroom. WomanRoom! That has a nice ring to it. Then again, that’s awfully similar to Woman Cave and Woman Apartment. WHY IS LIFE SO FULL OF OBSTACLES?! Anyway, the barren excuse for a bathroom you see above will be [...]
The first day of E3 started out pretty much the best ever BECAUSE MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WAS WITH THE WITCHER 3. (Check out my impressions if you haven’t yet!) After seeing The Witcher 3 and Geralt’s sexiness, I headed off to SOE’s booth where I dinked around with Planetside 2 (which I really enjoyed, even [...]
Today was awesome. Today was awesome because I spent about 35 minutes with The Elder Scrolls Online, and if it wasn’t the last day of E3 and I felt an urgent need to see a few last-minute titles (I’m looking at you, South Park: The Stick of Truth) I likely would still be playing RIGHT [...]
GUYS. HEY GUYS. I want Natsume’s Hometown Story. I was allotted only about 10-15 minutes with the 3DS title, but during that time the Harvest Moon-isms were oozing out like…uh…like oozy goodness, meaning what little direction I was given allowed me to take hold of the reins like I knew WTF I was doing. Within [...]
Super Mario 3D World (I mean, that is the name right? I CAN’T KEEP TRACK ANYMORE) is exactly what you would expect. Having played a few levels at E3, I can vouch that it looks just like New Super Mario Brothers U and plays just like NSMBU, except you and your brosephs frolic around a [...]
Having been an owner of L.A. Noire since release, and having, um, not removed it from the shrink wrap since aforementioned release, I was considerably surprised when the first trailer for Murdered: Soul Suspect drew me in hard. I mean hard-hard. And after watching a 25-minute demo today, all I can say is I want [...]
My history with The Witcher is a strange one. After hearing about my buddy Beez rave about it again and again on our (semi) weekly podcast I finally gave into temptations. “It’s just like Dragon Age,” he said. “You’ll fall in love with it, he said.” Well, dammit. He was totally right and I [...]
Having seen Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare a few different times on a few different screens now, my only disappointment is not having played it! I mean, how can you NOT want to go hands-on with Popcap’s Modern Warfare-esque spoof/action/multiplayer plant sexiness? The plant classes are adorable and hilarious in themselves (have you seen the [...]
EA’s conference was no more than a five minute walk from Microsoft’s, so quite a bit of us got there pretty early. BUT EA WAS PREPARED. Like Sony, EA had several tables set up in a parking lot and were offering free water but um not free food. But that’s okay — there were food [...]
I’m trying so hard not to squee all over this post. I’m going to grab a hold of every fiber in my being and keep this post, serious, legitimate and OH MY FUCKING GOD IT’S THE DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION TRAILER!!!1111dkfjdkla The teaser trailer you see above was unveiled during yesterday’s EA 2013 E3 press [...]
